Best/Worst of Smash Bros Meme - OUTDATED

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Introducing, my favorite and least favorite parts of the Smash Bros. series! With special guest star, crappy MS Paint drawings! Because SoraIsMyHomeboy has no other means of making digital art! Yay!

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NOTES ON THE LOVE AND HATRED PACKED INTO THIS MEME:

Worst additions to roster:
1.) Wario. The main reason is that he is absolutely disturbing. I am actually disturbed by him. He's a disgusting character and it sickens me to even see him in battle. He's also insanely immature on the creator's part. A fart attack? Seriously? It's just sad. He also wasn't necessary. We have so many Mario characters already. I know he has his own games, but it's still a Mario-related franchise.

2.) Toon Link. He's a really good character. Sometimes I play as him. But....WHY is he SO much better than Link? Shouldn't the original character be better than other versions of himself? I just didn't understand why Link sucked so much in Brawl, while Toon Link was so overpowered and had better attacks.

3.) R.O.B. He isn't even from a game. They literally made up a character for a fighting game that is supposed to use characters from other games. Why? Also, robots are lame. R.O.B. especially.

Best additions to roster:
1.) Ike. We were sadly lacking in heavy characters and his sheer power in battle is amazing. I love his moveset too.

2.) Wolf. Even though I don't love Wolf's attacks, we needed more villains and he brings a battle style all his own. For those who say he's just a Fox clone, you're wrong. They don't share a single attack in common, except for their reflector thing. The true Fox clone was Falco in Melee, but even he got a change of attacks for Brawl.

3.) Dedede. I did not fully come to appreciate him until recently. But again, the game was lacking in heavy-hitters and Dedede is such a unique battler. He's hilarious too. I love his moves. He's altogether just really interesting to use and I appreciate characters who break the usual moveset mold.

Favorite stages:
1.) Kongo Jungle. Probably my favorite Melee stage. It's really fun to battle there and the DK rap is the best soundtrack in the game.

2.) Shadow Moses Island. I love the tone and feel of it, and it has some fun battle options (mainly bouncing people off of walls....which is really fun....) I LOVE Metal Gear's music too. Music is very important to me when I'm playing. It adds so much drama.

3.) Spear Pillar. Pokemon is awesome, so having Legendaries shoot lasers of death and throw moon boomerangs at you as you battle to the death is epic. I like the set-up for the stage too.

Least favorite stages:
1.) PokeFloats. You can't even battle here. Half the match is spent just trying to stay on the Pokemon and not fall to your death. It was a fun idea, but it is not a good battle stage.

2.) 75m. I hate it with a burning passion. Like PokeFloats, it's way easier to die from the the stage itself than the opponents. Yes, you can dodge everything, but even if the stage doesn't kill you, I hate the set-up. I don't feel like I can go anywhere or do anything. I spend most of my time just getting to the action, and by then, it's moved or the people have died from the stage.

Roster removal:
1.) Sonic. I know I'll get hate for this one, but I don't care. I also know that he's already in the next game, and I don't care. I just hate Sonic as a character, and I hate him as a battler in Brawl. His attacks suck, he's fast to the point of being hard to control, and I never see a need to play as him. But, if it'll get fans hyped up and drooling and throwing their money at Nintendo, why not?

2.) Captain Falcon. I know he has been in it since the start, but he never should've been. He's nothing but a meat-sack of raging hormones and man-boobs. My siblings and I literally call him "BoobMan" or simply "Boob." (lol, and I criticized Nintendo for being immature XD) But seriously, does anyone even play F-Zero? I didn't know what it was until Smash Bros came out. It's not even that popular of a game from what I can tell.

3.) R.O.B. I doubt he'll ever return, since he was from Brawl's story mode, but my goodness, if they ever bring him back, I'll hunt all of the creators down. His time is over. Get rid of him. He's a lame character.

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These are just my very strong and opinionated tastes in Smash Bros-related things. If I offended you or your favorite character(s), I apologize. I would love to hear your opinion on why you like them and/or hate the things I like.

Hope you enjoyed, and hope some of you try your own meme